cunttacular:

cali01:

cunttacular:

Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent?

Maybe you did but you didn’t need them anymore, so they erased your memory like they normally would.

Mindfuck

unabused:

i wonder if chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir in america then find out it was made in china

lohanthony:

beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you

greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

epic-humor:

flowerpixies:

urbancatfitters:

heeheehaahaahoohoo:

in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.

we´ve been found out

X

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up